Man who plotted to kill Barack Obama sentenced to death
Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! …
Category: Politics
Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes …
Flight 370: Storm of emotions over lives ‘lost’ as storm at sea delays search
What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, …
Former Israeli PM Olmert sentenced to 6 years for corruption
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, …
State-owned shipbuilder Fincantieri to apply to list in Milan
Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? …
USA: Taking charge to form a community against Terrorism
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, …
Ukraine to dominate Obama EU talks
Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, …
Explosion at Indonesian Buddhist Temple Injures Three: Police
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every …